Jots and Tittles

Well, I've got about fifteen minutes left to sit at work, and absolutely nothing to do. I could, I suppose, go and clean out the spam box once again (all six messages that may have found their way in there since the last time I did so), or maybe put the most recent water bill into the ledger. But, I'll surely have more bills to enter than just one the next time I come in (Sunday), and so it doesn't really seem worth it to bother with one now. So, what do I do? Why, take quizzes, of course!

You Are 25 Years Old

You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

I guess I act my age, or thereabouts. Go figure.

What Your Sleeping Position Says

You are calm and rational. You are also giving and kind - a great friend. You are easy going and trusting. However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games.

Huh. I guess that works for me. Coolios.

You Are Batman

Billionaire playboy by day. Saving the world by night. And you're not even a true superhero. Just someone with a lot of expensive toys!

Batman? Lame! I don't even really like Batman that much... because of exactly what they said. He's not really a superhero, he's just a rich guy with too much time on his hands and a lot of expensive toys. :p Boo.

What Your Soul Really Looks Like

You are very passionate and quite temperamental. While you can be moody, you always crave comfort. You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds. You believe that people see you as a bit small and insignificant. People pay more attention to you than you think. Your near future is a lot like the present, and as far as you're concerned, that's a very good thing. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust.

Um, yes, for the most part. Though I don't think I'm really that moody. My mood generally tends to be "happy" or some variant thereof; even when I'm down, I don't fall that far and it doesn't take much to lift me back up. At least, I don't think so...

You Are In a Decent Mood

You aren't turning cartwheels, but you're having a pretty good day. Some ups, some downs, but overall you're coming out ahead. And who knows? Tomorrow could be even better!

Yep, pretty much.

You Are 7: The Enthusiast

You are outgoing and playful - always seeing the happy side to life. You're enthusiastic and excitable. You love anything new. Multi-talented, you do many things well... and find success easy. You prefer to keep things light with others. Opening up is hard for you.

I don't know why that makes me a seven, but it's all true.

Your Brain's Pattern

You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy. You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts. People may say you're hard to read, but that's because you're so internally focused. But when you do share what you're thinking, people are impressed with your imagination.

Sweet.

Okay, that's enough. In other news, I'm still looking for a job. Neither Gelazzi nor Barnes and Noble have called me back yet, though when I called both I was told that I would hear by the end of this week or the beginning of next week. So, we'll see. And if I get nothing from either one, I'll have to make something up for my mom (or just tell her that I'll pick up more hours from Rosie) so I don't get sent back to Brighton. Because, I'm not going to Brighton. I refuse to go to Brighton. I'm not suffering another summer under my mother's still-iron rule. I'm 21 years old, for Pete's sake, and I don't need to live under mommy's thumb for three months just because I'm having some trouble finding a job here in Fort Collins! Sheesh! So that'll be a fun confrontation if I wind up having to make it, but I've already promised Rosie that I'll be here all summer, so I'm not going back on my word.

So, that's what I've got. Now, I think I can get away with clocking out, since there's only 5 minutes till 6:00 and I can procrastinate with turning off computers and stuff until then. So, farewell for now.

-Jaya-

I should be writing papers, but instead...

You Are 56% Open Minded

You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded. Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints. But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line. You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.

That's waaaaay better than I expected. See? Conservatives can be open-minded, too! We're just not so open-minded that our brains fall out. ;p

You Are a Glazed Donut

Okay, you know that you're plain - and you're cool with that. You prefer not to let anything distract from your sweetness. Your appeal is understated yet universal. Everyone dig you. And in a pinch, you'll probably get eaten.

Aw! *cries* I'm boring!

Actually, I kind of really like glazed donuts. I used to sneak them at church (everybody ELSE got donuts, and I felt left out!) and take them into the bathroom to eat them. So that's what they remind me of. Only... that was the church in Brighton... *shudder*

You Should Be a Science Fiction Writer

Your ideas are very strange, and people often wonder what planet you're from. And while you may have some problems being "normal," you'll have no problems writing sci-fi. Whether it's epic films, important novels, or vivid comics... Your own little universe could leave an important mark on the world!

Yay! I <3 scifi! That's funny, because for NaNo I've done fantasy and I've done mystery, but I've yet to do scifi. I'm just too lazy to do all that research, I guess.

Halloween Horoscope for Aquarius

Halloween is your chance to bring your favorite futuristic world to life. In fact, people are often asking "What exactly *are* you?" Costume suggestions: Anyone from Star Wars or the Matrix Signature Halloween candy: Gummy eyeballs

I LOVE it. Star Wars? Heck freaking yes! It's so true!

You Are Incredibly Logical

Move over Spock - you're the new master of logic You think rationally, clearly, and quickly. A seasoned problem solver, your mind is like a computer!

Bwahahahaha! Take that, Troy! I'm the new master of logic! Yes, I realize that it's just a quiz, but still, I wouldn't have done so well if I wasn't logcial. So there. :-p

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"Nice doggy."

Hehehe--I am probably too trusting of strange dogs, and I've been bitten for it in the past.

Your Scholastic Strength Is Evaluating

You are great at looking at many details and putting them all together. You are talented at detecting subtle trends, accuracy, and managing change. You should major in: Statistics Speech Conflict studies Communication Finance Medicine

Lies, damn lies and statistics! No freaking way!

You Are Most Like Ronald Reagan

People tend to think you're a god - or that you almost ruined the country. But even if people do disagree with you, they still fall victim to your charms!

Well, he was president when I was born... if that means anything...

All right, that's probably enough for now. I was just bored.

I don't even remember what I wrote about the last time I updated this thing. So I suppose that's a sign that it's time for a new entry, eh?

So, I sit here, updating my livejournal and sipping a margarita. Legally. =D Though, it's funny, cause of the three of us in this house, two are of age. The other, Ashley, knows the most about alcohol and is the one who made the margaritas in the first place, cause she was the only one who knew what she was doing. :) I find that terribly ironic. Though, once this is gone, I'm going back on my meds and there will be only sips of alcohol from here on out, or at least until I'm off the metformin. No need to kill myself (literally) for a little bit of alcohol! But it'll be nice to go to Old C's and stuff and be able to try whatever I like. Not that I'll be terribly eager to try some of it... I tried some of my dad's Guinness the other night and it was far too bitter for me... that and I felt like I could practically chew on it. So we'll be not trying any more of that stuff. I've never been a huge fan of beer anyway, so that's no great surprise.

Out of curiosity, I Googled exactly what alcohol is supposed to do in conjunction with metformin, because all I knew was that they don't go together well. Apparently, it can cause lactic acidosis, though the site that explained why that happened wasn't loading. But they also said that I can drink (YAY!) so long as I don't binge drink or do it all the time. Actually, here, read what they said about it (oh, and metformin is the generic version of Glucophage just so you know):

Do not drink a lot of alcoholic drinks while taking GLUCOPHAGE or GLUCOPHAGE XR. This means you should not binge drink for short periods, and you should not drink a lot of alcohol on a regular basis. Alcohol can increase the chance of getting lactic acidosis. In rare cases, GLUCOPHAGE and GLUCOPHAGE XR can cause .... lactic acidosis. This is caused by a buildup of lactic acid in your blood. This build-up can cause serious damage. Lactic acidosis caused by GLUCOPHAGE (metformin hydrochloride tablets) and GLUCOPHAGE XR (metformin hydrochloride extended release tablets) is rare and has occurred mostly in people whose kidneys were not working normally. Lactic acidosis has been reported in about one in 33,000 patients taking GLUCOPHAGE over the course of a year. Although rare, if lactic acidosis does occur, it can be fatal in up to half the people who develop it.
It is also important for your liver to be working normally when you take GLUCOPHAGE or GLUCOPHAGE XR. Your liver helps remove lactic acid from your blood.

As far as I know, I don't have any kidney problems. So, all that worrying and the only thing I have to be concerned about is getting wasted, which I don't even want to do in the first place. Woot! I can deal with that! *happy dance* That just made my day, right there. I can drink normally and not worry about dying. I like it.

All right, I don't have anything else to say, and I have more quizzes. So... here you go! (I know, I'm kind of obsessed. They're fun, all right?)

Your Star Wars Pickup Line

"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"

Um... that is wrong on SO many levels. Ew. >.<

You Should Get a MFA (Masters of Fine Arts)

You're a blooming artistic talent, even if you aren't quite convinced. You'd make an incredible artist, photographer, or film maker.

Oh, good. Cause that's what I'm getting!

You Are 68% Peaceful

You are a very peaceful person. All is good in your world, no matter what's going on. Occasionally you let your problems get to you, but you generally remain upbeat. Your inner strength is inspirational - much more so than you may realize.

Yay peace! I like peace. And I hope that my inner strength, such as it is, inspires some people. I would like to think that I can help spread this peace, cause let me tell you what, it has nothing to do with me and everything to do with God. This is Heavenly peace, cause I KNOW it's not from me!

Your Hidden Talent

You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system. And while this may not seem big, it can be. It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes. You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.

Rocking the boat? But I thought you said I was peaceful! *cries*

You Are Dave Matthews Band Magic Brownies Ice Cream

Not *those* magic brownies!

OMG that is the BEST Ben and Jerry's I've ever had! That is my all time favourite flavour! It's all chocolate brownies and vanilla ice cream with raspberry swirls... *drools* It's the most amazing ice cream ever. Holy flying monkeys, Batman, that's awesome!

Aquarius - Your Love Profile

Your positive traits: You've got a ton of friends, so you have no problem meeting new people. You're great at thinking up new things and activities to do with your sweetie. You tend to let the little things slide in relationships... and focus on the bigger picture. Your negative traits: In relationships, it tends to be your way or the highway. You can never open up completely to someone - you have to keep parts of yourself secret. You're cold and reserved, which leaves your partner feeling unloved. Your ideal partner: Flexible, because you're not going to be the one to compromise! Is smart and quirky with lots of weird interests... including you. A true individualist who doesn't care what anyone thinks Your dating style: Stimulating. You prefer dates that explore a shared interest - like a lecture, muesum tour, or concert. Your seduction style: Wacky. Your wild ideas have your lover wondering what's next. Insatiable - it takes a lot to satisfy your desires. Varied. You're eager to try things as soon as you learn about them. Tips for the future: Bring a little responsibility to your relationship - like showing up for dates! Compromise a little. It would kill you to do things your lover's way for once. Be aware of your partner's jealousy. Even though you aren't jealous, realize your partner is sometimes. Best color to attract mate: Sky blue Best day for a date: Wednesday

*raises eyebrow* I disagree with about 90% of that. I guess I'm not a true Aquarius. That's good, cause my horoscope on my birthday only gave me 3 stars. Stupid Eugena Last, what does she know about me anyway?

Okay, I'm done. I should go take a shower and do the homework that's due at 4 today. That I haven't started. That homework. >.< Laters!

-Jaya-

So there will be no church for me this morning. However, if I'm lucky, I can get out of here within the next half-hour. I don't think I'll be lucky (I have to take my sister home--blech--and she's not even out of bed yet), but a girl can hope. I've got to get out before 10:30, though, so I have enough time to take Elyse home and then drop off my stuff at home before going to work. I have NO desire to go to work. In fact, I would much prefer not going to work. It won't be bad once I get there, I'm sure (just frustratingly long... Sundays always are), but I still just don't want to go. I'd like to be able to use this time to do some homework. I haven't even come close to finishing North and South, which is depressing because I love that book. Thankfully I read it over Christmas break, so if I have to I can just go back and focus on the assignment--characterization of Mr. Thornton. Who rivals Mr. Darcy for the best literary hero in the history of English literature. Mmmmmmmmmmm, yummy... But it would be nice to get to read it again.

Hmm, what else is up? Well, I'm still in Brighton... Dad's in the other room yelling at the TV. I am glad that I don't have TV at our apartment. It's bad enough having movies and Latonya's old N64 (woo! Mario Karts and Banjo Kazooie!), but if we had TV too I would never get anything done. Besides, the news is always either depressing or biased (or both... often both) and it just drives me nuts to watch it. Apart from its being incredibly boring, of course.

So... Quiz time! ^.^ I'm so glad I found that quiz site. It's great fun.

You Are 51% Impulsive

You're quite impulsive, but you never are reckless. You qualify as a very spontaneous person, but you still know how to honor your commitments. And while responsibility doesn't come easy to you, having fun does!

Yeah, that's me. Especially the bit about responsibility vs. fun.

How You Are In Love

You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time. You tend to take more than give in relationships. You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time. You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.

Like I'd even know. I should hope, however, that I don't actually tend to take more than give in relationships. I would much rather it be a fair exchange... but, thinking back, I can maybe see how that might be so. Crap. I need to work on that.

Though, they're right about the when I fall I fall hard bit. Tis true. *nods*

Your Candy Heart Says "Hug Me"

A total sweetheart, you always have a lot of love to give out. Your heart is open to where ever love takes you! Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a surprise romantic evening that you've planned out Your flirting style: lots of listening and talking What turns you off: fighting and conflict Why you're hot: you're fearless about falling in love

Aw! I <3 hugs!

Your Eyes Should Be Blue

Your eyes reflect: Innocence and sweetness What's hidden behind your eyes: A calculating mind

Well. They are! That's... good... I guess.

Your Dream Engagement Ring Has a Round Diamond!

A round diamond is classic and timeless, just like your style Your diamond will always look with the times - and goes with everything Of all diamonds, round diamonds show the most sparkle They are often chosen by sweet, dependable women who make marriage their #1 priority.

It's true, as far as it goes. Though, I didn't expect them to guess my dream engagement ring, because it's got an opal flanked by two smaller diamonds, which is nowhere near traditional... and the band is white and yellow gold twisted together. Definitely unique, but I think it would be really gorgeous.

Anyway. I should go pack up my laundry and wake up my sister. It's time to GO HOME.

-Jaya-

I've got a story due in Creative Writing on Tuesday. So, whilst looking for a name for my MC, a middle-aged astronomer who's looking to quit his job to be a storyteller, I stumbled across this name generator. So I've wasted plenty of time putting in the names of famous literary figures and friends and family and famous historical figures and so forth. The results? Well...

Me: Lucille Armstrong (Well... okay... I never could imagine myself as a "Lucille" but I suppose I could go with Armstrong.)
Elizabeth Bennet: Anna Osborne (I was with you til we got to the Osborne part.)
Fitzwilliam Darcy: Billy Sanders (Oh, the indignity! Fancy calling Mr. Darcy "Billy"!)
George Wickham: Jefferey Cain (It's bad that I like this one better than Mr. Darcy's...)
Jane Bennet: Ida Houston (Ida? WTF?)
Charles Bingley: Mike Potter (Hmm. That's not so bad, actually.)
Elyse Dowdy: Carrie Allen (It has potential, but not for her. Still, as a character name, I can see that.)
Travis Dowdy: Barry Thomas (Barry? *dies laughing* I can't imagine calling my brother "Barry"!)
Kristen Dowdy: Michelle Baldwin (Again, it has potential, but not for my mom.)
Evan Dowdy: Maurice Weaver (Maurice? MAURICE?! Okay, two images... Beauty and the Beast or Ethan Townsend... *shudders*)
Sherlock Holmes: Floyd Mann (Um.)
Vlad Dracul (aka Count Dracula): Frank Lambert (Sounds... deadly... ominous, even *shifty eyes*)
David Copperfield: Aaron McCormick (... that kind of works for me, strangely enough.)
Catherine Heathcliff: Josephine Silva (she doesn't deserve such a pretty name!)
Charlotte Bronte: Judith Spencer (...)
Napoleon Bonaparte: Warren Peterson (I kind of like it! Not for Napoleon, but still. It's got a kind of ring to it.)
Ludwig von Beethoven: Curtis Holland (.......)
Winston Churchill: Stanley Little (I LOVE it! That's awesome!)
Anne Boelyn: Theresa Romero (Howsabout NO.)
Henry Tudor: Scott Dawson (Not for him, but that name rocks.)
Jane Austen: Melanie Reynolds (Well... okay, then! Actually, if I ever publish under a pseudonym, I might use that one. I kind of like it.)

Anyway. I also found out that my name was the 187th most popular name in the entire nation according to the 1990 US census. That's bordering on bloody insane, since the list went to 1000. Though, there are other people whose names are much higher on the list than mine. Some of them are really bizarre (Gertrude at 237? Who names their kid Gertrude?! And who the heck is named Luz?). If you want to see the list, here it is: List 'o' Names. And there's a link to the boy's names too, if you're interested.


And... because I can (and I'm bored and procrastinating)... more quizzes! Wheeeeeeeeee! =D

You Are 36% Cynical

Generally you give people the benefit of the doubt. But there are exceptions. You buy into many of the things that mainstream society believes, but you're not anybody's fool.

Well, okay, I can see that. Generally.

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic

Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few. But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky. Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski

I was with you until you got to specific examples. But why, oh why, of all the cult classics out there, did you pick two of my LEAST favorite guy movies? I was really, really not impressed with Office Space, and even less so with The Big Lebowski. Despite the fact that both came highly recommended. They had their moments, but if all I can aspre to is that, well, I'd rather not. *dies*

You Are 28% Slacker

You have a few slacker tendencies, but overall you tend not to slack. You know how to relax when the time is right, but you aren't lazy!

I... *blinks* well. That was unexpected. I thought I was at least 50% what with all the procrastinating I do. Like what I'm doing right now.

You Are 8% Democrat

If you have anything in common with the Democrat party, it's by sheer chance. You're a staunch conservative, and nothing is going to change that!

Bwahahahaha. Yep.

You Are 72% Republican

You have a good deal of elephant running through your blood, and you're proud to be conservative. You don't fit every Republican stereotype, but you definitely belong in the Republican party.

So what's my other 6% that's not Republican or Liberal? Normal? ;-D

You Are 56% Lady

You're part lady, part modern woman. Etiquette is important to you, but you brush aside rules that are outdated or silly.

Actually I'd prefer to get a higher score, but I'm just too lazy to be a real lady. That's sad....

Snickers

Nutty and gooey - you always satisfy.

That's awesome! Snickers is totally the best candy bar in the history of candy bars. Seriously. I'm freaking addicted to Snickers. Mmmmmm. ...Wait, does that make me a cannibal? o.O


Um... yeah, I should really quit and go take a shower. And, go the store and stuff.

Laters!

-Jaya-

I was bored. I have no excuse.

You Are A Realistic Romantic

It's easy for you to get swept away by romance... But you've done a pretty good job keeping perspective. You're still taken in by love poems and sunsets You just don't fall for every dreamy pick up line!

That's pretty accurate for me, I think.

Your Attitude is Better than 65% of the Population

You have a good attitude. While a realist, you do see the positive side of most things. People love to be around you.

Really? Well... okay.

Your Dominant Thinking Style: Exploring

You thrive on the unknown and unpredictable. Novelty is your middle name. You are a challenger. You tend to challenge common assumptions and beliefs. An expert inventor and problem solver, you approach everything from new angles. You show people how to question their models of the world.

I don't think that quite describes me, but whatever...

Your Birthdate: February 14

People wouldn't take you for a passionate person - and that's where they'd be wrong. You can develop deep emotions quickly, and you're the type most likely to move in with someone after a few dates. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 6 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 3 You are most compatible with people born on the 5th, 14th, and 23rd of the month.

I mostly did this one because, being born on Valentine's Day, I wanted to see what they would say. They're quite wrong. I develop emotions very slowly, and I would be more likely to reject a marriage proposal from a guy I'd been dating for a year than to move in with someone after a few dates (part of that is moral, but still). And I would be quite content with 1 true love, thanks. I don't think I could handle 6.

You Should Be A Taurus

What's good about you: you're stable, responsible, and loyal to those around you What's bad about you: you're stubborn and overly cautious - change is not easy In love: it's easy to melt your heart with traditional romantic gestures In friendship, you're: loyal - you'll do almost anything for a friend Your ideal job: chef, jewelry designer, or actor Your sense of fashion: sleek, designer, and very expensive You like to pig out on: steak and cheesecake

Um. Well, the food is definitely true. Oh, man, if I could eat steak and cheesecake every day for the rest of my life, things would be good. I am definitely stubborn and overly cautious. I don't know about being stable or responsible (my mom would definitely disagree with the responsible bit) but I am certainly loyal to a fault. I don't know about the love thing cause I've never had the opportunity to find out, but I suppose I could see that being true. I have no idea what to think about the ideal job, though. On the one hand, okay, but on the other hand, weird...

You Are Likely a First Born

At your darkest moments, you feel guilty. At work and school, you do best when you're researching. When you love someone, you tend to agree with them often. In friendship, you are considerate and compromising. Your ideal careers are: business, research, counseling, promotion, and speaking. You will leave your mark on the world with discoveries, new information, and teaching people to dream.

I am the first born... but those jobs are sucktastic. Apart from that, though, it's pretty much the truth.

Your Inner Blood Type is Type O

You are outgoing, gregarious, and well loved. And it's a good thing you're super charming... Because you also tend to be a bit flaky! Your confidence gets your far, and you always speak your mind. You are most compatible with: O and AB Famous Type O's: John Lennon and Elvis

I'm actually a type B, I believe. And why do they all think I'm a flake? Am I really flaky? I never thought I was, except maybe in occasional, specific circumstances.

I'm just bored enough to be taking quizzes such as this one:

You Are a Mermaid

You are a total daydreamer, and people tend to think you're flakier than you actually are. While your head is often in the clouds, you'll always come back to earth to help someone in need. Beyond being a caring person, you are also very intelligent and rational. You understand the connections of the universe better than almost anyone else.

Which I actually agree with. Or this one:

Star Wars Horoscope for Aquarius

You can be cruel and torment people who disagree with you. Deep down, there is a peace-loving, friendly side to you. You have a knack for inflicting pain on people and use your intellect during battle. Star wars character you are most like: Darth Vader

Which is a pack of lies, every Star Wars personality quiz I've ever taken says I'm most like Wedge Antillies, or Jaina Solo, or... well, once I got C-3P0 but I don't think I'm quite that paranoid. Still, I am decidedly NOT Darth Vader.

This one was a bit surprising:

Your Political Profile:

Overall: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

I didn't think I was even that liberal. Who knew?

And, finally, just for fun:

You Are Kermit

Hi, ho! Lovable and friendly, you get along well with everyone you know. You're a big thinker, and sometimes you over think life's problems. Don't worry - everyone know's it's not easy being green. Just remember, time's fun when you're having flies!

Well, there are worse ways that could have ended.

I should probably take my dog out and head to work, though.