Jots and Tittles

I know, I know: do your freaking homework, Jaina.  But... I'm not gonna.  Not right now.  Right now I'm going to take (another) break.

You should know the drill by now--iPod on shuffle, write down the songs, no cheating.  Make with the magic.

How does the world see you?
Gilderoy Lockhart (Chamber of Secrets Soundtrack) - John Williams (Greeeeeaaaaaat.  That's a promising start.)

Will I have a happy life?
James K. Polk - They Might Be Giants (did he have a happy life? I don't know...)

What do my friends really think of me?
I Started a Joke - Bee Gees (I have WAY too much Bee Gees on my iPod.  Seriously.)

How can I make myself happy?
Carol of the Birds - Mannheim Steamroller (Um, singing like a bird? Right on!)

Will I ever have children?
I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred (Woudn't that imply that I'll have lots of children?  Or maybe it would ruin my figure to have kids... you know... that figure that I don't have?)

What is some good advice for me?
Pretty Paper - Roy Orbison (I concur, I really should be working on my paper and making it pretty.)

How will I be remembered?
Little Drummer Boy - Perry Como (so either I'll be a famous percussionist or give everything I have to Jesus, even though it's not much.  Needless to say, I prefer option B.)

What is My Current Theme Song?
Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring - Josh Groban and Lili Hayden (YAY! That makes me so happy!)

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Prologue - Loreena McKennitt (well... as dearly as I love that song... WTF?)

What song will play at my funeral?
Big Rock Candy Mountain - Harry McLintock (Once again, WTF?)

What type of men do I like?
Shark - Weird Al Yankovic (so... I like men who are aggressive and want to bite my head off at the slightest provocation--but they can swim well.  Howsabout no?)

Who do I love?
Working My Way Back to You - The Four Tops (I finally get a normal song and it makes NO SENSE. Oi.)

Am I going to get married?
Don't Stop the Love - 98 Degrees (so, is that a yes or a no?)

Who loves me?
Dog Eat Dog - Weird Al Yankovic (nobody?)

Who will I marry?
It's True - Backstreet Boys (That doesn't answer ANYTHING!)

My summer love forecast:
Sweet Afton - Nickel Creek (I... don't have a clue what that song is... but upon listening to it, I kind of like it...)

What will tomorrow bring?
Wonkavator/End Title (Pure Imagination) - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (cool! I get a ride in the Wonkavator!)

What will be the title when I repost this?
O Fortuna [Carmina Burana] - Carl Orff (riiiiiiiiiiight...)

I love these things!  I don't know why, but they make me smile.  Not that it takes much to make me smile, but... you know.

Music survey.
Put iTunes (or your music player of choice) on shuffle and write the songs down in the order of the questions and don't cheat if it doesn't make sense.


IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Thunder Cats - Theme (riiiiiiiiight... this isn't a very promising beginning)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Isle au Haut - Dan Fogelberg and Tim Weisberg (well all right, I don't know that I'm that peaceful but whatever)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
The Taming of Smeagol - Howard Shore (um... wtf?)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Dream a Little Dream of Me - The Mamas and the Papas (all right, that one works.)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Betrayal at Bespin - London Symphony Orchestra (wait, you mean my whole life's purpose is to betray my closest friends to the spawn of all evil?  NO!)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Lindyhop - Big Band (right on, I like that song... not so much for a motto, but whatever)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Scotland the Brave - Celtic Pipes (yay, I'm brave! and Scottish! ...o.O)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Party at the Leper Colony - Weird Al Yankovic (um, last I checked, my parents weren't lepers.)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Yes I Will - Backstreet Boys (yeah, well, I suppose that's true in a very twisted sort of sense)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS?
Prologue to Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone - John Williams (um, sure. why not. >.>)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Shut Me Out - Kutless (I don't mind putting up with you and all the things you say.  Right on. >.>)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
The Phantom of the Opera - Andrew Lloyd Weber (so there's a hot creepy man in a mask and flowy cape stalking me. Sweet.)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Away in a Manger - St. James Harp Quartet (so... I wanna be Jesus? Well, okay!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Stand Out - A Goofy Movie (in a  weird kind of way, I really like it.)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Treason - Kutless (um, that could be bad)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
You're A God - Vertical Horizon (as much as I like this song, I sure hope this isn't the FIRST dance! Lame!)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Arrival on Dagobah - John Williams (we're getting a lot of Empire, here... and does that mean I get to go to Dagobah when I die?  Because, as cool as that would be, I think I'd prefer heaven.  Or at least Corellia!)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Disciples of Babylon - Dragonforce (riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Lift High the Cross - Steven Anderson (what? NO! Jesus is good, not scary!  LAME)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Matchbox - The Beatles (um, sure.... >.>)

WHAT COMES TO MIND WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE?
The Phantom of the Opera (Punk Remix) - Punk Covers (well, I suppose if it's my life story, it makes sense that It'd come to mind when I think about my future.)

WHAT SONG WILL BE THE SUBJECT WHEN YOU REPOST THIS ?
Time of the Season - The Byrds